Be fine.
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mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

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How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind. (via heshammohammed)

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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flatulenceontoast:

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My parents warned me about the drugs on the streets
but not the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat. unknown (via unradiantly)

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You weren’t the first page of
My book, But since coming
Into it, I’d be damned if you
Weren’t on every page, In
Every sentence, Until the very
Last word.
Gabriel Kawczynski  (via cityandcolourblind)

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.